Marijuana - filled firewood

[roadreeler57]

Subject: MARIJUANA - FILLED FIREWOOD


"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's House. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but Find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's
house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun rit).

 

[FuriousDrew]

roadreeler57, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[FuriousDrew]

Just couldn't pass up doing this again...thought steak would be all over this one.

 

[steaktartar]

hahahahahaha

 

[ScottL]

FuriousDrew you must visit Roadreeler's Immigration thread. You can read the entire thing in the Political Forum. But if you're short on time read the Stimulus Bill instead.

 

[roadreeler57]

FuriousDrew you must visit Roadreeler's Immigration thread. You can read the entire thing in the Political Forum. But if you're short on time read the Stimulus Bill instead.

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=491772&page=35